Tuesday 29 April 2014

Gig #10: The Hairy Dog, Derby 21 April 2014

“... and Tadger, and Ellie, and Tommo... They’re lovely too. Jibber... he’s another one who’s lovely. And Katy, and Jumby... oh, and Bilbo. Lovely. Billy-Bob, Bobby-Jo, Jimpy... they’re lovely as well. Oh, we’re here!”

And so we are. The Hairy Dog is a discreet venue, tucked somewhere down a pictureseque side-street in downtown Derby. By now, the Nightingales tour machine is finely-tuned and as soon as Big Dave gives the all-clear, the doors of the van fly open and the members of the band leap out to attend to their allotted tasks. As the equipment is unloaded and carried in under the supervision of Big Dave, Robert ‘The Chief’ Lloyd stands apart, thoughtfully smoking the cigarette that has been rolled for him, no doubt mentally preparing himself for this evening’s gig.

Inside the venue, Mark ‘Ace’ Jones has already begun to disgorge the vast array of merchandise from the eight hi-impact flight cases he requires on tour. Once emptied, these are stacked carefully behind the merchandise desk forming a wall on which Jones mounts the various individual mechandise posters.

As Jones goes about his business, sound engineer extraordinary Paul ‘Carpet’ Squires goes about his, barking orders at staff and band alike to ensure that the PA is in peak condition for the humiliating soundcheck that is to follow. Two hours later, four crushed and sobbing Nightingales stumble from the stage to make way for support act The Ornamental Gentlemen to soundcheck. Luckily, Anthony and Paul have arrived bearing food for the band (chilli and baked potatoes cooked by Paul’s wife - a very welcome change from the Ginster’s pasties the band eat most nights.)

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Call this lazy journalism if you wish, but it goes without saying now that the gig is yet another triumph, in a long, unbroken line of triumphs. As soon as the band vacate the stage, Jones is yet again besieged by a baying audience with requests for merchandise. As Apperley steps on stage to pack away the band’s equipment, I leave him and Jones to join the rest of Nightingales in the downstairs bar, where they are enjoying a post-gig cocktail with Anthony and Paul. The mood is exuberant, and the band are constantly asked by adoring fans (‘Gailettes’) to autograph various items of merchandise. Schmid signs his name on a Nightingales Vajazzle Kit before passing it to Kitson who is herself signing a copy of the new album For Fuck’s Sake before passing it to Apperley, who has just rejoined the group. Lloyd sits apart, head lolling back with pride, eyes half-closed. He is exhausted after his performance, and his High Commissioner-based cocktail – Shitfaced Donkeypunch (ABV 110%) – sits barely touched on the table in front of him.

Finally, the moment comes when Big Dave arrives with the van and the band must say their goodbyes to Anthony and Paul, to the Hairy Dog, and to the various Gailettes who are hanging about for a final glimpse of their heroes. We are all heading back to Oaklands Road (Proprietor: Mark ‘Ace’ Jones) tonight, for the last time on this tour.

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